Tp Chef Smackdown Recap
Last night was the top chef “smack down” between season one and season two, and I have to tell you–I am SO excited for the new season! Here’s a little pictorial recap of the show:
“AHHHHHHHHHHH. Top Chef again? What was I thinking! My heart cannot handle this!”
“Eggs for the quickfire challenge? Hm…how can I use these to spite Ilan? Hm…”
“My name is Sam, and I’m still hot even though Top Chef makes me do ridiculous stunts like cook an egg with one hand behind my back.”
“We may not have won the quickfire, but I won that fight with the hair clippers. Or did I?”
“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms.”
“Eets ok, really. May team, whe look like x-men, but eets ok. Whe whill whin because whe had good food for dees challenge.”
“I didn’t knock over Marcel’s mangos on purpose, but that works out well for me!”
“We’re season three, and we’re here to judge your food, because it’s great Bravo drama.”
“Winners, sucka! Wiped the floor!”
Tiffani: “Stop touching me, Ilan.”
Ilan: “Hee, hee, I’m touching a girl”
Harold: “Bravo is lucky that LeeAnn asked me to do this as a special favor. God, I hate these people.”
So that’s it, season one won (was there really ever any doubt), and the $20,000 prize money went to Breast Cancer research, which I thought was an amazing gesture. Countdown to Top Chef Season 3: 6 days.
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